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Unrequested sad dick pics
Looking their way under settings shift
Giving stroke to holy folks
Cover them in flatty jokes
And disturb some dry feminism
Give them moisturizing soul cream called hedonism
“recently deleted” is your new home now
Look you’re not minority, oh wow
Is it peace, yes, it probably IS
You can be you now

Hi, my name is Zhyldyz. I am 100% organic woman. Here is a sarcastic poem I wrote after talking a guy somewhere on Tinder. I actually run a blog and I haven’t written any poems throughout all my years so it might be the worst poem you’ve read. I have no grantees. I’ve attached a photo of me after eating spicy Indian food.

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